Where are the PIRATES???

Arrrrrh. Stuck on dis sand bar we are. Luckily we had dis eer time machine and wer abl to go into da future. Me and me matees was able to order several barrels of Jack Daniels and Applebees to go. I teld da Wench who be taken de order, "Of course me's a Pirate, I'm standin' here diggin yer chest" :peek: She says back dat I can, "Go pound sand!" :pfrown: Arrrrrh